Last night, early this morning

During the drinking game "007 Bang":
"If she bangs me, I'm screwed."

Losing the drinking game "007 Bang":
"Don't worry, the more you drink, the less it will become."

I don't think I've ever celebrated end of exams so emphatically. Granted though, we have just finished our last paper of our entire university life, so I suppose some restitution was in order, and Kenneth is a good cook, and pear vodka is incredible.

Elsewhere the last few days of seemingly nonstop rain have brought a dampness like I've never seen before. That talk of dehumidifiers was a jinx, I tell you. Nothing is ever going to be dry again.