Thursday is the new Friday

W: You have compulsive reporting disorder, you need to tell your mother everything...

- on my need to tell my mother everything

P: So your brother has a tiger mother and a tiger sister, huh? Poor sod."

- on how I help prepare my brother for the real world

C: Mum is really excited about the cars!

A: There are really nice ones in the lobby of my building

C: No, Mum only likes the ones with eyes

- on the Disney Cars cartoon mock ups at the Motorexpo in Canary Wharf

M: So what's the bet?

A: Mum, it's Monopoly Deal..

- on playing Monopoly Deal