The escapades of Captain Obvious

W: My tummy hurts.
A: Why? What did you eat?
W: I don't know.
A:Well it couldnt've been anything we all ate, 'coz we're fine.
W: Maybe it was the spaghetti...
A: Oh?
W: Yeah, there were white spots on it.
A: -_-

The next day...
W: My tummy hurts.
A: What? Still hurts or again?
W: Uh, I don't know, it hurts.
A: What crap did you eat this time?
W: The bak kwa (barbecued meet) was expired.
A: But you ate it anyway. -_-

My boy has forced me to appreciate the eloquence of this face. -_-