Is it halloween already?

Weng and I often exchange opinions on most of the fashion victims we see for want of better things to do. Anyhow, last night we attended the UCL boat party and while it wasn't as great as last year's, the crowd provided plenty of fodder as they trickled onto the boat.

1. Even if Elle or Cosmo says that tweed is in this fall, I'm not so sure they meant do it in pink and like your best friend, and unless you subscribe to the Airline Stewardess's Flying Fashions catalogue, please don't team it with a beret.
2. If you're going to wear a dress, then wear a dress dammit. What's going on with the jeans? Why jeans AND a dress?
3. Stilettoes are sexy. In fact, they can be SO sexy that guys will fall on their knees just to be near your feet. However, stilettoes are NOT sexy when your toes are oozing off the front of the sole and you look like you're struggling for traction on the slope.
4. Timberland hiking boots are amazing. So are mid-calf socks in dark blue. I really like green crepe dresses too, but put it together and it looks like a hillbilly fell into Monsoon or something.
5. Knowing a whole song, word for word, and then dancing those words with arm actions and lip synching in a black sparkly shirt makes for excellent entertainment.
6. If you're going to take the cap off your Harrod's bus conductor teddy bear and wear it to a party, aren't you taking the 'wear a hat' theme a little too seriously?

I'm not a fashion expert and I'm rarely ever dressed immaculately either, but for that one night, I felt all-powerful in my new, ultra-chic coat. Mwahaha.