Thursday, October 28, 2004

It's a boy's world

I think guy blogs have a much easier time entertaining the masses than girl blogs. Yet another inequality that, due to years of social inbreeding, has run completely rampant and is now rearing its ugly head in cyber society.

Guy blogs just have to mention sex, cars, and anal leakage, and they're set. Girl blogs have to work twice as hard to sound half as clever and they cannot use any of the aforementioned words. Sex would indicate we're whores, anal leakage would drop our sex appeal below earthworms, and cartalk makes us sound like male wannabes. Girl blogs are all deep and meaningful and 'complicated', and guy blogs are a pretty basic 'I got laid' skew to it and they're the heroes.

It's a dire predicament, ladies.


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