Wednesday, August 25, 2004

To be Singkaporlean

The udder day ah, insai nuspaper ah, the gahmen wan we aw young young peepuh sen SMS to tewl the gahmen wat we tink of today's Singkaporh. Dey ohso say ah, dey wan duh young peepuh to have a more active lole in running ower country. Sui sui ah, awl the young peepuh wan Singlis to be mate into ower national langwage an to be recon-niced as an offcial langwage. Dey say ah, it hewlp us be more unitet as Sinkaporleans. Dey ohso say wan hor, dat mediacock the ladio deejays, really beh tahan, becock dey suppo to be sinkaporlean, but dey ohso never tock like sinkaporleans, dia accents damn fake wan. I oh-so donch know lah, as long as everywan understands each udder, oh-so can lite?

4 comments:

Ash said...

Okay, im really really sorry if it's a really bad impression, but i was bored, and i tried damn hard wan.

Wilson J Q Quah said...

Wa beh tahan liao
u leally boh su to do izzit?

Ash said...

"really beh su cho..." haha
no *sigh, iv been ditched too. jk.

Anonymous said...

oh man... i tink ur singlish is sooo much better than mine. i would never be able to spell the words like that!!! haha... - viv