The Big One

Tonight is the biggest fixture yet, the mother of all match ups, the cherry on the fluffy whipped cream of a weekend of great football: Liverpool will travel north to kick some Man Utd backside. All is good in the world, and Liverpool will win. They will triumph over the evil that threatens to engulf us all! MWAHAhahaha! (ohshit, wrong post...)

Anyway, I'm confident that they'll win for the following reasons (I'm Singaporean, we must always do things in a nit and oderli fashion):

1. Playing against Man Utd is like lining up their entire team and asking them to take pot shots at their own goal.
2. The game plan is simple: pass to Wes Brown or Ferdinand then pressure them and they'll put it in for us.
3. Cristiano Ronaldo'll fall over his own feet - what comes around, goes around, and he's what, like one man against eleven?
4. Man Utd aren't good handling new players. They won't be able to mark them because they haven't watched 249 hours of footage of the said players to be able to figure them out (and we have THREE), and they're crap at marking anyway.
5. Liverpool have a superior team free of arthritis, osteoperosis, muscles strains, and oh right, stupidity.
6. I support Liverpool. Like noshit.
7. If I didn't say Liverpool would win, then I sure kena from Tish, and he's quite fierce about football.
8. The dog on Football Crazy's predictor chose Liverpool - I tell you, these animals know man. Let's put him on against Man Utd!

Okay, now Liverpool better win or else I lose face after making so much noise here...