Road rage

I hate drivers who...

1. Give RM50 for a RM1.50 toll charge then ask for the change AND the receipt.
2. Think that the painted lines on the tarmac are purely decorative.
3. Triple park until a three-lane road becomes a half-lane squeeze.
4. Drive like they own the whole damn road.
5. Think that driving at the speed limit (80km/h) gives them the right to hog the middle lane and/or the outside lane.
6. Horn at you if you so much as take 0.06s to get off the line after the light changes.
7. Dart in and out of lanes like they're Knightrider or something.
8. Race you down the speedway.
9. Parallel park so close that you need about twenty direction changes to get a turning angle.
10. Can't parallel park.
11. Can't forward park either.
12. Cut you off a turn, in front of you in a toll queue, or onto the road shoulder.
13. Put blue chassis lights on a proton.