"You hit me bulls-eye in the heart" - Student
"Wah, so beautiful" - Creepy old man
"Rrrr, clickclick" - Slimey man
"U really like dances so much?" - Student
"Hi can I know you?" - Friendster user
"Nice and simple guy looking foward for your message" - Another Friendster user
"Hello...I shall bestow the title of 'silent rock chick' to you...I bet you're the only girl I know who actually listens to late 90s alt-rock which is easily forgettable" - Male
"hi, how are you? May I have your details please? I want to know your sex, age, email address, name (nickname and full name) and your birthday. Hope you will reply me and have a nice day." - Pedantic
I'll admit that these guys have balls, just not entirely sure where they're being worn. Do they really expect us to go "Omg, take me!". I thought the last dude was pretty specific though; that kind of attention to detail is just so +rrr+. Haha.
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