Guildford: The Picture Story

One fine spring day, the three adventurers set off from their secluded retreat in Tish's extra-trendy Golf VW. It was pushing lunchtime (and Weng was hungry) when we happ'd upon the charming town of Guildford:

And when upon arrival, sought out a fourth fellow adventurer to help us 'adventure' Guildford, what with the fourth adventurer actually being a resident of the aforementioned urban area 33 weeks a year. She recommended Weatherspoon's, as she felt that it complied to Tish's request "Somewhere good but cheap", which wasn't a bad guideline seeing as Weng was getting increasingly hungry.

So we waited for lunch, and was so shocked by the size of Weng's meal that we felt we had to take a picture:

So here is Weng's 'Wild West Share platter' for one.

Several hours later, after only managing to finish half of Weng's meal, even with the three of us helping him, we located yet another comrade in arms, the other half of our very own itchy and scratchy show.

Here are Itchy and Scratchy having a serious conversation.

Which ended up in Itchy making it up to Scratchy by buying her a balloon with a hippo's backside. No, I jest, it so happened that the wind struck the helium-filled shiny plastic, and it just so happened that Tom had that expression. But isn't that sweet?! Cue collective 'eeeooowwwah'. The End.