Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Household bonding

+Tinkly synthesised music+
"I got 572, quick! Good? Okay"
+Silence+
"Wah dammit, I'm always last!"
+Fingers drum on the table top+
"EEEeeeeeeaaargh...."
+Car alarm goes off outside+
"NOnoNOnoNOnoNOnono...."
+Soft whirr of overheating laptops+
"Waaaaaarrgh, that blardi idiot!"
+A mouse clicks+
"HAHAHAHAHahahahahaa, serves the bugger right"
+A toilet flushes+
"Grrrr, what's he doing?!"
+Our upstairs neighbours chase a herd of stampeding elephants+
"Aaaaaah...OMG!"
+Grim looks around the table+
"Lost liao ah!"
+Resigned faces+
"Again!"
+Painful silence from angry girlfriend+
-The end-

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