Mavs vs. Spurs; Liverpool vs. Man Utd

Why basketball is better than football:

1. They score more
2. They don't tear around the field screaming when they've scored, they just get on with it
3. They do amazing gravity-defying things
4. They don't look like goofballs when they run
5. They don't roll around on the floor looking for sympathy when they get elbowed
   
6. It's a visually cooler, fast-paced game every time
7. They play better music at the game
8. The referee never gets blamed by the losing team

It's almost time to watch football.