I have a love-hate relationship with highlighters. They're awesome because they're so colourful, and you can, well, highlight key concepts with it; but with great power comes great...control. What if everything's important? I tend to end up with a whole block of fluorescent pink text. The compulsive highlighter strikes again.
Then there's the issue of girlfriends. Why do guys want girlfriends? Does it increase their social standing or is it because of loneliness? Do most guys even need girlfriends, or is it the same as wanting a puppy for Christmas... They tend to look good on the arm, and it's kinda depressing going everywhere by yourself anyway. Do they ever realise the full responsibility that comes with having a girlfriend?
Girlfriends are for life, not just for social events.
Someone's been using up all the toilet paper again. Maybe one of us puts the end in the bowl and flushes for fun, to see the roll bounce crazly on its holder as it unravels. Or maybe they have an alterego that roams the rooftops of West London, toilet papering everything. I think we should conduct an experiment - we should each get a roll of toilet paper, check it at the end of the week and see who the culprit is. +lol+ It could be me. I'd be surprised if it were one of the guys...
Btw, Listerine is like unbelieveably painful.
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