Opposites attract

Weng	Me
Looks before he leaps (most of the time)	Looks and then leaps anyway
Loves a good debate	Would much rather hit whatever's not agreeing
Needs nine hours of sleep and two hours lag time before getting fun or even coherent	From the word go!
Does not, absolutely not ever dance	Dancing all the time.
Good with numbers	Miserably not.
An economist +pah+	Engineeeer +aah+
Reads in syllables, ev-e-ry sin-gle one.	"The End"
Slow on the uptake	Spends much time explaining the joke to Weng
True shopper	Skim shopper (just really really efficient)
Always brings handphone, wallet, and keys, and my handphone, wallet, and keys.	Unweighted by material possessions
Always folds in poker	All in, baby, bring it on